Vaudeville isn’t dead. It’s not feeling so well… but it’s not dead.
A smart and stylish girl you see,
Belle of good society
Not too strict but rather free
Yet as right as right can be!
Never forward, never bold
Not too hot, and not too cold
But the very thing, I’m told,
That in your arms you’d like to hold.
The Tune: Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay in G (PDF)